i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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