I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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