i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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