her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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