Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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