He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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