for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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