If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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