She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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