Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
