PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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