...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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