idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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