Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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