I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Be still, my beating vagina.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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