just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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