I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I see more hoeing in ur future
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