Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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