dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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