I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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