You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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