Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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