You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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