she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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