do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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