census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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