Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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