allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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