i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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