i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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