I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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