margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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