You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I fill condoms, not promises.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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