I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
