Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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