Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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