How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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