I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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