The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i permit you to call me
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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