k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
handjob tips. give me some.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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