the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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