She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Randomize
