U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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