Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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