It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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