So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
