I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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