talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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