I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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