i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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