What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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